Drunk thoughts

Just got home from my goodbye party shit. Have some thoughts.

We can all agree that thunder and lightning are the same thing. The thunder is just the sound of the lightning. Why do we talk about them as two different things? When we hear thunder we say theres a thunderstorm. There's no such thing. It's like pepper and salt. The one doesn't come without the other.

It's so stupid! It's like the lightning is the black sheep of the family, and will always live in it's sisters shadow. The 'sister' I'm talking about here is of course thunder. It gets all the attention. I could write a lot more, but I'm too dizzy and tired to go on.

Peace and love

always say never

What do people who say 'never say never' think they are doing? That's perhaps the most contradictory thing you can say! You demand people to stop using a word, but you use the word while demanding them! How f'ed up is that? Talk about stupidity... I want to know who came up with that saying. It's like eating ice cream before dinner, but telling your kids they can't. GAH! Annoyed up in here.

I think it's a conspiracy. I did some research and found the leader. It's an ancient demon that has chosen a young canadian girl as a host. Found a picture.

The demon has created a huge cover up persona that goes by the name of 'Justin Bieber' or something... Everyone keeps telling me it's a 16 year old boy, but who knows? 

Anyways, 'Bieber' is apparantly a world famous pop star with a lot of songs on the top 100 lists all over the world. The Bieber demon is trying to spread the message of hypocrisy with the song so neatly called 'never say never'. I listened to the song, and it's catchy. But I must resist the hypnotic curse this song contains. There's some dark stuff going on there. Here's a direct quote of the lyrics: 

'I will never say never' 

(he is clearly practicing some reversed psychology here.)

'I will fight 'til forever.' 

(Well, this demon is going to be hard to get rid of...)

'Whenever you knock me down, I will not stay on the ground'

(He can also apparently take a beating pretty good.)

 I take your paradoxical saying, evil spirit, and raise you this: 

I will always say never. Just to piss you off.

Peace and love

bad day

Sometimes you have a bad day. Yesterday was a bad day for me. You just want to kill someone. The interesting thing is that the day changes so easily. 

I came to work feeling tired, but in a good mood. Later I started feeling more and more irritated and annoyed with everything around me. It's a vicious circle of events. You either spill milk all over the counter, deal with a pissed off costumer, or break a glass. You get upset when these things happen, surround yourself with negative energy, and you do more stupid things. But things can suddenly change, and you feel great again. This goes on all day. At the end of the shift I don't want to leave! How weird is that? It's like when you were young and didn't want to go to bed at night. You felt like you were missing out on all the fun. But in the morning you just wanted to stay in bed. This all boils down to this: 

You want what you can't have.

Peace and love

flies

Source

Do flies have brains? And, if not, how do they even exist? What makes them move? Adrenaline? Electricity? Wind? Do they even have an instinct like other living beings? What do they eat, and where does the food go?

HOW CAN THEY BE ALIVE?

The only thing I know that is so awesome about flies, is that they see everything in slow motion! That's why it's so hard to catch them. I once tried to move super slow, and I eventually caught one with my bare hands. It was a milestone in my life. I felt as if I outrun Usain Bolt or something.

But still... these insects are strange.

Peace and love

playing with words

Funny, right?

Peace and love

The perfect walk?

Is there such a thing as the perfect walking speed?

I work in a café located in a busy shopping mall. When there's nothing constructive to do, you tend to end up looking at all the people walking by. 

Today that happened, and my mind started to wander. I had an interesting thought: how fast do you have to walk before people think you are in some sort of hurry, and how slow do you have to walk before people think you have no goals in life? Or... How slow or fast do you have to walk so that no one thinks about it at all? 

I have a lot of theories about this. It all depends on the environment around you. If you are in, let's say, a shopping mall, it's not considered strange to walk slowly. Maybe you're looking for something special in a store, or maybe you're just window shopping. But if you're at an airport on the other hand, a slow walk is kinda weird! The activities you can find yourself doing at an airport is either walking to a gate, walking from a gate, standing still and waiting to pick up your luggage, or sitting on your butt waiting to walk in a relatively fast pace to your gate. This all sounds like an answer to my question...

BUT after thinking about this a lot I ask myself again: Is there a perfect walking speed for every occasion? Can you walk in the same pace when you're window shopping, or catching a flight, and if you can, how fast is that?

I might not be able to sleep tonight.

Peace and love.

first post

Greetings world!

This blog was created so I can share my thoughts, and views of the world. Whenever I feel like it, I will post questions, things I see, or just puzzling and interesting stuff.

We can start this off with some inspirational quotes.

'I'm glad I'm not a Siamese twin. That would suck.'

'I just hit my boss in the head. I love my life!'

More later! 

Peace and love