27. aug. 2011

always say never

What do people who say 'never say never' think they are doing? That's perhaps the most contradictory thing you can say! You demand people to stop using a word, but you use the word while demanding them! How f'ed up is that? Talk about stupidity... I want to know who came up with that saying. It's like eating ice cream before dinner, but telling your kids they can't. GAH! Annoyed up in here.

I think it's a conspiracy. I did some research and found the leader. It's an ancient demon that has chosen a young canadian girl as a host. Found a picture.


The demon has created a huge cover up persona that goes by the name of 'Justin Bieber' or something... Everyone keeps telling me it's a 16 year old boy, but who knows? 

Anyways, 'Bieber' is apparantly a world famous pop star with a lot of songs on the top 100 lists all over the world. The Bieber demon is trying to spread the message of hypocrisy with the song so neatly called 'never say never'. I listened to the song, and it's catchy. But I must resist the hypnotic curse this song contains. There's some dark stuff going on there. Here's a direct quote of the lyrics: 

'I will never say never' 
(he is clearly practicing some reversed psychology here.)

'I will fight 'til forever.' 
(Well, this demon is going to be hard to get rid of...)

'Whenever you knock me down, I will not stay on the ground'
(He can also apparently take a beating pretty good.)


 I take your paradoxical saying, evil spirit, and raise you this: 

I will always say never. Just to piss you off.


Peace and love

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